What would you do? Like you get to live in the Vatican for a week and he gets to stay at your place kinda thing.
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I wouldn't want to be him for nothing.
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I'd shut down the office of the "pope", since there's no "pope" in the Bible and every "pope" has been a false prophet with a false gospel that leads to eternal hell.
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what does he do :S?
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if he had to stay at my place with my wife there ain't no way he'd allow priests to get married.
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I would endorse Marijuana as the herb of the Lord!!!!
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Um...I will try learning the bible i guess. some popey stuff
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Race the popemobile all over europe.
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I'd probably walk around in the robe thing and pope hat, just to freak people out. I have no idea of popes can do this, but maybe I'd make some random people saints. It would be funny to go into a prison or something and just make all the inmates saints. Also, I'd rob a bank. No one in the world would have the balls to arrest the pope.
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It would be awesome to cruise around Rome, fighting crime in the Popemobile.
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I would make it a sin for Scarlett Johansson to not fulfill my every carnal desire. :)
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I would trade places in a New York minute. I would make so many changes during the week, that Catholics would become spirit filled Christians.
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no, I like who I am.
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Sure, for a week or two, so long as the crowds and stuff didn't follow him and mess up the lawn or bother the neighborhood and I could go out and see Rome.
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I change the church custom and allow my Nuns and Priests to Wed.
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I would bust the doors to vault wide open and release every little bit of evidence that the Vatican has had stowed away for everyone to see. Edit: Ouch! All the thumbs down. I don't have anything against Catholics. I think, just like the U.S. government, there are things that are being kept there that they feel we can't handle. Sorry if I offended anyone.
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I'd dissolve his little empire while he was away and give the money to schools. (In all countries - he's got tons of money, especially once I've sold all his gay little trinkets)
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no. I wouldn't want to deal with all the day-to-day stuff he has to deal with. There is less politics in my household to deal with.
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i'd throw a house party and invite snoop dog and soulja boy
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Formally apologize for the inquisitions and other atrocities committed by the Roman Catholic Church.
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I could do it in an hour, free the religion, apologize, unseal the vault and become a Buddhist again.
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well, even though the word airplane isn't in the bible, i believe it exists so i'd like to take one and travel to the countries and share the Good Word like He does - in particular the middle east and Israel as pope John Paul did.
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we will play casino...
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ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!! Right on Chris!!!!!!!!!! I'd shut down the whole daggum catholic church. it's a false religion, anyhow!!!!!! i went to a 'mass' once just to see what it was like, and i come home and cried for all the mislead, duped people. it was REALLY sad.
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Tell the truth for a change. Decree there is no god, it's all BS
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allow priest to marry., and Spend an entire afternoon at the Vatican Archives (the library that is off limits to everyone but the pope himself)
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I'd raid all the hidden artifacts locked up in the Vatican. I'd also make it public to the world. And I'd pretty much destroy the Catholic religion within a few days by any means necessary. I'd start by getting rid of the Jesuits.
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I'd load up a bunch of secret Vatican treasure into a hidden storage unit somewhere, and then donate it to the Alexis Needs To Pay Her Rent Now That She's No Longer The Pope Fund a week later.
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I'd sell everything I could get my hands on, or do whatever I could in my one week power to feed the hungry. Have you seen the beggars outside gold covered Vatican? It's sick. Good question, though. Oh, yeah, excomulgate me or whatever it is called in the process.
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Reform the RCC back to the Bible, get rid of the paganistic practices that have been mixed in, announce that salvation is by grace alone, through faith alone, in Christ alone, and that Jesus died for all the sins of His people. I would get rid of the college of cardinals, renounce and repent of the atrocities committed in the name of Rome, get rid of the papacy, sell off the Vatican and its treasures and give the money to feed the poor, then go home.
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I would sell all the artwork and then feed Africa. The bible says you must give till it hurts. This applies to all Catholics except the Pope. He has to live in a big castle because he didnt quite understand what Jesus was on about.
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no, i don't want to change places with him, i want to change places with god...
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I'd invite Chris and his buddies to visit the dungeon..
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Do I get to be infallible for a week? That would be cool.
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Sorry... I do not prefer "Altered" Boys. C-Ya!
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I would try for a shake-up in Church policy, as there are a number of things (mostly social, not doctrine/dogma) I disagree with. Unfortunately, in a week, not much would get done that couldn't be reversed shortly after that week was up. That's the problem with a nearly 2000-year old organization--and you thought the US or the UK has bad bureaucracy! though I would try to get into the archives & look thru things--make copies, etc.
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give free pudding to everyone....even though catholics don't like pudding.
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