REF: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100706041258AA7WQxH&r=w My FSM is covered in Buitoni sauce from Italy and pasghetti is Italian so...voila!!! Wait! Did Marco Polo bring FSM back from China in one of his pasta-laden bags?? Do you think FSM hid and played dead till he arrived in China? I hear the Italians don't like their underground Chinese population. What sayeth thou?? PS: If you answer all 3 you got a shot at 30pts, just follow the above links! =D stop copy/pasting your religious crap! No advertising/spam!!!! >:( This is my question and it's about FSM!!! My pastanoodHoly master!
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God is not an oily wop lol
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When ask a question like that make sure you ask which one - the Mormons, JW's and Muslims have a counterfeit god !!! Mormon god is a polygamist: Since Mormonism considers polygamy a righteous principle and even accuses God of commanding polygamy (see Doctrine and Covenants Section 132), it was an easy step to further charge God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ with having many wives. One of the original apostles of the Mormon Church, Orson Pratt, unashamedly proclaimed: "... the great Messiah who was the founder of the Christian religion, was a polygamist,... the Messiah chose to take upon himself his seed; and by marrying many honorable wives himself, show to all future generations that he approbated the plurality of Wives... God the Father had a plurality of wives,...the Son followed the example of his Father, and became the great Bridegroom to whom kings' daughters and many honorable Wives were to be married. We have also proved that both God the Father and our Lord Jesus Christ inherit their wives in eternity as well in in time;..." (The Seer, p. 172) Not only have Mormon leaders taught that heaven is inhabited by polygamists, but Brigham Young proclaimed polygamy was essential to salvation. He made this statement in 1866: "The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy" (Journal of Discourses, vol. 11, p. 269). JW's god: The Witnesses believe that there is one God – and his name is Jehovah. The Witnesses interpret the Bible to say that the exclusive use of the name Jehovah is a mark of the only true religion. They don’t consider Jesus to be the Son of God. Instead, Jesus is actually Michael the archangel, who was the first of God’s creations. When Michael came to earth, then he was called Jesus. After the resurrection, when Jesus returned to heaven, he was back to being Michael the archangel. They have a concept of the Holy Spirit, but not as God. Rather, the Holy Sprit is an active force (like electricity). Muslim god: Although Arabs continued to worship other deities, the worship of the moon god (Allah) became pagan Arabia’s answer to the monotheistic Judeo-Christian faith around them. Soon the polytheists of Arabia recognized Allah as their own monotheistic deity. They swore by him (Surah 6:109†and recognized him as the Creator (Surahs 23:84-89; 29:61) well before the advent of Muhammad. This may explain why the literal translation of the Islamic creed Allahu Akbar is “Allah is greater†instead of “Allah is great†implying that Allah is greater than the other gods. Well as for the true God: C S Lewis expands on the idea and shows why the non Christian really has no logical alternative but to accept that Jesus is God: “I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.†That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic-on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg-or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God; or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon; or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God. “
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The FSM is already in the vatican helping the pope with the little young choir boys with those noodly appendages of his.
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No one can truly answer this. If you get to heaven someday you will get your answer.
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